Me pissing off Mountain in Lake Tahoe/Squaw Valley
A two player game or more Whenever a player sees an especially obese, hairy, or otherwise grody person, he yells out "YOUR TEAM!" to his buddy, and that person is placed on the respective players imaginary "team". The goal is to put as many nasty looking people on your buddies team as you can.
This is like in P.E. when you're picking teams and you see some really weird and/or ugly kid and you don't want them on your team so you yell your team! The idea of the game is to put the most and WORST people on your friends' teams. It NEVER ends. It's mean, but insanely fun.